Track Archive

A collection of full-length (well, most of them) tracks in glorious 320kbps quality.
Divided up by year since I started producing. Many of them are free to download (just look below the player for the track name) and there’re brief blurbs about them, which occasionally might be interesting but largely will be inane.
I’m not necessarily proud of some of these (the production is amazingly suspect on some of the earlier stuff) but hey, it’s a chart of where i started from when i turned to producing noise, and you might find it interesting to see the tortuous paths my sound has taken.


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2007

Skulk on Tuesdays – (7:10) Seriously, it’s the best day for it

Jungle Bust – (6:05) Proggy Breaks

Beetar – Like honey, only the bees don’t survive, and you can’t eat it.

Solace Time – (7:08) Chilled breaks with much vocal frittery

Ewok Soup – take several ewoks, run through a blender and mix in a pinch of dark and progressive. leave to cool for several minutes before consumption. may contain nuts.

Ootside – it’s got sounds, it’s got noises, it’s got other stuff which makes you want to listen to it too. yay!

Doctor what son – put it back mix – slightly stomped up version

Doctor what son

- orbitalesque revamped, resouped, rereeed version of a track i originally wrote about a year ago.. which is here

Stagger – pianoally melodic breaks

If I wasn’t in skeggie – squiggly dark mess created when i dropped my gateau and tea on the floor

I just got there – progressive beats and strange strange vocal noise

Why you let it – dark angry proggy breakish

Sonically twisted – dark breaks

Reminisce – fairly proggy chilled breaks with a message of sorts

Marvin’s toolbox – fairly minimal breaks

Blue Baby Boogie – (6:54) who says blue babies can’t dance?

Blue baby revolution – Squatter vs Daft Punk - (7:12) revolution 909 and boogie bootleg

Shift it – progressive electro

Highly technological beings – mental squiggly breaks, the much-feared follow-up to ‘V is confused’

The passing turmoil of the crabs – upbeat trancy

Soul begins – techelectro

Merky master – confused breaks

Elektrochemie – Mucky Star (Squatter Remix) – (6:47) Competition entry, no i didn’t win.

Misocbux – It’s got musicboxes in it

Grrmark2 – angry noise

Oy Stop Talking – (5:45) Squatter does jazz!!?! Vibraphone courtesy of the Jazzy George (this was also technically the very first Iced Doughnut Collision Matrix track. surreal)

2006

Bertie – (6:13) I actually really like Bertie, he’s great

This is Blastor – (4:10) What you need is Blastor!!! i woke up drunk one morning and this song was in my head for hours out of nowhere, so i kinda felt obliged to put it on a puter
Electrobutcher – (6:38) dark dark dark so dark i feel cold, and my skin itches. ah, curtains jumpers and flea powder. sorted.

Can’t Connect – (5:47) Woop woop woop

Captain Planet Theme Remix – (3:10)

longer version – (6:14) in no way official, surprisingly.

Cheekbone Barny – (6:04) thereminesque breaks

Spooks – (8:34) raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cinema Parade – (1:27) like an i.d. parade, only nothing to do with it

Cheesy Rave Onoonon – (1:02) Oomp – chi – oomp – chi -ooomp – chi oomp oomp

Cool Knock – (4:23) This does infact contain a knocking noise, which is quite cool. such an inspired name

Biggledarn – (3:47) This is either: a rubbish cuss pilots used to use, or wool specifically designed for his merchandise. either way it’s a housey trance thing

Bimp Bump Riff – (3:27) i managed a whole track without snares! or hihats for that matter. and the kick is so token as to be ignored at once

Froodle – (6:20) Grizzly ass detune monster

Ghost Night – (3:29) ooh, scary

Give the Kid a Job – (5:35) or you could just let him sit on his ass playing video games, yay!

I tried to make a song – (6:30) but it just ended up as evil filth… again. shucks

I Will Eat Your Robots – (1:46) Yes, that’s right, all of them. These are not idle threats

Ignite My Eyes – (4:53) Vox and guitar samples courtesy of goodbye stereo

Ju Ju – (6:26) Oombackubbup! Relentless pounding, with a brief relent in the middle

Listen to the Birds – (7:42) Hitchcock trance

Little Flaunter – (3:28) Without a doubt the cleanest, lightest sounding thing i’ve ever made, other than candy floss

Minidizzyfriend – (4:47) A slightly schizophrenic track

Percerdintadinbubbles – (2:01) what you should never ever name a child. or pet. unless it’s a snail

Posted Signs – (1:37) i’m tired

The Yohnny Gluon Experiment – we’re still waiting for the results

Jowp – laid-back housey trance thing

Remallard – trance, with ducks

Ribble Dib Arrang – (7:03) proggy houseish affair

Ripping – (5:37) Aggressive 4/4 flurb. an exercise in how many noises you can make all play and once and then squish the hell out of it.

Rock Out – (2:45) Everyone should, on a regular basis

Shit Riddled Chipmunk Crap – (5:42) Grotty arpeggiated breaks

Shymbalic Gluttony – (8:14) Big orchestral stab breaks

Aceeeed – (6:11) arabic sounding plodding

Aah, but guitars can be your friend too – twinkly mellow fxed gits

Our Peg’s Ears – (3:16) – trancy breaks

Hmm, Triple Trouble – Our Peg’s Ears with some Beastie Boys sampleage tricking it out

Pan der Bear – (6:25) Some kind of german faun bear? Pandas are great anyway.

Apres Tursdays – wrote this at 4 in the morning after coming back stinking drunk from a club, and was actually asleep in my chair for a good half the time making it. found it in the morning, and went oooh, how interesting.

Back to the School – (4:46) yes, half-price ruler sales and this track in a bin in the corner

Please Please Help my Head – (0:43) If you ever have trouble sleeping, try playing this before you go to bed, it won’t help

Summer Lurving – (2:13) How many real (well, sampled) instruments can you fit in one song?

Take my Funk – (4:54) My secret inclination to make breaksy stuff started to appear round about this track i think! Landmark!!!

Take my Head (take 2) – (5:23) Vocally electroish bop featuring Bubsie. vox may have been mixed a bit loud! at least you can hear the words though!

Thunder Thunder Thunder Bass – (6:00) Not a lot happens, i just like the bassline! It rolls.

2005

Zoltan – (6:07) Zoltan!!!

Someday – (4:04) Tranceish thing with a word from Ellie.

Funky Monkey – (2:02) old old trackage!

Hizz Crap – (3:44) ah, the dark days before ableton!

Stringtastic – (5:12) vaguely musical! hoorah!

Never Sneeze Grr – (1:34) This is an interesting fact, one that scares me